'eat it. lick it. snort it. fuck it.'
those were the words of britney spears upon leaving a custody hearing for her two sons: sean preston and jayden james. never have i heard such wisdom. she's like, the epitome of real motherhood. i love it. if only my mom had advised me so clearly early on in life. in those four concise commands are a multitude of truths about life. oh britney, you are so deep. please, never fail to grace the cover of magazines with your lovely insights and beautiful (albeit slightly) photoshopped body.
p.s. love the new album. it's hot. hot like your grandmother's crotch on a tuesday.
hugs and kisses,
Leni
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